Bill Oddie Bastard Bitch Songtext
von Kkett

Giraffes, G-G-Giraffes
Giraffes, G-G-Giraffes

Patches on my body
Miscellaneous Shapes
Getting down and dirty with
Miscellaneous mates

Giraffes, G-G-Giraffes
Giraffes, G-G-Giraffes

My back is straight but my neck it bends, so-so
You′d think I'd fall from these stilt legs, but no
Having sex with any sex, oh-oh
I′ve got hooves, but I wish I had fingers and toes and everything that fucking goes with it.


My back is straight but my neck it bends, so-so
You'd think I'd fall from these stilt legs, but no
Having sex with any sex, oh-oh
Given the choice I would just choose both.

My back is straight but my neck it bends, so-so
You′d think I′d fall from these stilt legs, but no
Having sex with any sex, oh-oh
I've got hooves but I want some toes

(I see you, you specifically
We slap our polygons on each other′s long ones)
Swinging every which way, are you ready?
Rubbing our polygons on each other's long ones

Stampede!

My back is straight, but my neck it bends
Up here it′s leafy
I'm not greedy
You′re just starving