What If Songtext
von King Missile

One day

What if one day
What if I say
I wish I was a tree

And then suddenly
I was a tree
Then could I wish myself back?
No, trees can′t wish

What if I wished I was a wishing tree
A tree that could wish

What if I wished I was a toilet bowl
And then I was one
And the wind changed
And I stayed that way


Or what if I wished I was a toilet bowl
And suddenly I was a tree
Would I be able to say
"Hey, I wanted to be a toilet bowl, not a tree"
No, I wouldn't be able to say that
Because trees can′t talk
They don't have any mouth

I would have to have the foresight to say
I wish I was a toilet
But if by chance I turn into a tree instead
I wish it'd be a tree with a mouth
That can wish to be changed back
Into a human being
Because I′d only ever want
To be a toilet or a tree
For a very brief period of time
I guess

This is the exact reason
Why they always say
You should be very careful
What you wish for