The Bouncer Songtext
von Kevin Fowler

I was out drinking with my buddies
Right after work, boots still muddy
Did a shot, then we shot the breeze
Shots of pool like we always do
Everybody buying everybody rounds
I didn′t want to be rude and turn 'em down
Buzz on after two or three
Or maybe three or four
Didn′t count no more 'cause
I was just there to drink
I was just minding my own business
Can I get a witness?
I was just partying on
Swear I wasn't doing nothing wrong
Just kissed a waitress on the mouth
Then the big bad bouncer threw me out
He said he played defensive line
For Mississippi back in 1999
He didn′t seem that scared of me
When I showed a few of my karate moves


I′m not sure how far I traveled
Just know I landed face first in the gravel
Got up and kicked him in the pork and beans
Dusted off and then I ran right back in 'cause
I was just there to drink
I was just minding my own business
Can I get a witness?
I was just partying on
Climbed up on the bar to sing my song
Jumped off and surfed across the crowd
Then the big bad bouncer threw me out
I was just there to drink
I was just minding my own business
Can I get a witness?
I was just partying on
Swear I wasn′t doing nothing wrong
Just kissed another waitress on the mouth
Jumped off the bar, surfed across the crowd
If I wasn't busy drinking, would′ve taken him down
But the big bad bouncer threw me out
He better be glad I was in a good mood
Yeah, I let him slide this time