No Money Down Songtext
von John Hammond

As I was motivatin′, back in town
I saw a Cadillac sign sayin', no money down
So I eased on my brakes, and I pulled into drive
I gunned my motor twice, and then I walked inside
The dealer came to me, said straighten your Ford
And I′ll put you in a car, that'll eat up the road
Just tell me what you want, and then sign that line
And I'll have it brought down to you in an hour′s time

Well I′m gonna get me a car, oh, to move on down the road
Yeah, and I won't have to worry about that broken down, ragged Ford


Well mister, I want a yellow convertible, a four door DeVille
With a Continental spare, and wide chrome wheels
I want power steering, and power brakes
A powerful motor jack, with a jet off take
I want air condition, automatic heat
A full rollaway bed, in my back seat
A shortwave radio, a TV and a phone
You know I gotta talk to my baby when I, when I′m ridin' alone

Well I′ll get me a car, oh, to move on down the road
Yeah, and I won't have to worry about that broken down, ragged Ford

Well mister, I want four carburetors, and two straight exhausts
And I′ll burn aviation fuel, man, no matter what the cost
I want a railroad air horn, and a military spotter
And a five year guarantee on everything I got
A ten dollar deductible, on twenty dollar notes
And a thirty thousand liability, man, you know, that's all she wrote

Well I've got me a car, oh, to move on down the road, no money down
Yeah, and I won′t have to worry about that broken down, ragged Ford