W.L.T.M. Songtext
von Jimmy Nail

Single white professional with a house and two cars
My interests are the cinema, the theatre and bars
I′m considered good-looking by the people who know me
I'm never condescending to those below me
I love all animals but have no pets
I get on well with children
But I don′t want to be a dad just yet
I'm looking for a lady with similar tastes
An hourglass figure and a beautiful face
A good sense of humour, must enjoy a joke
Must be NS, all that fag ash and smoke
First time advert, never done this before
I'm looking for friendship
Who knows maybe something more?
Maybe something more
And I would love to meet
Would love to meet
Would love to meet
I would love to meet
Single white female, mother of two


Likes Monet, Shakespeare and a room with a view
Barefoot Contessa with bright blue eyes
Into broadening her horizons and firming up her thighs
Independent Cathy, financially secure
Seeks Heathcliff-based Midlands but will travel to your moor
I′m looking for my knight in shining armour
City type perhaps or a gentleman farmer
Prefer a silent viking or a moody romancer
But anything considered, all letters answered
I′d like to meet a tall guy, six feet or above
But what I'm really looking for is someone to love
Someone to love
And I would love to meet
Would love to meet
Would love to meet
Would love to meet
I want to call but I′m afraid to talk
You're bound to reckon that I′m a complete dork
I take a breath, I dial and then it's ring, ring, ring
Oh, what a relief, it′s an answerphone thing
And I would love to meet
Would love to meet
Would love to meet
Would love to meet
Attractive, slim, intelligent, 27
Seeks GSOH with a 9/11
Straight-talking, beer-drinking northern bloke
Seeks straight-talking girl for a laugh and a joke
Lady, mid-50s though you'd never tell
Seeks energetic gent with a view to jell
Fred seeks his ginger to tango and rhumba
Ken, phone Annie, I've lost your number