Real Real Real Songtext
von Jeff Zero and His Own Private Universe

Real, real, real, dream, dream, dream
Nothing in the universe is ever how it seems
Tell me what you heard and I′ll tell you what it means
I think I read about it in a girly magazine
When it comes down to it, I don't want to do it

Valley high, mountain low
Ike and Tina Turner sure put a show
Ask me anything and I′ll tell you what I know
I'm gonna go to Heaven, cause the Bible tells me so
When it comes down to it, I don't want to do it
When it comes down to it, I don′t want to do it

Eenie, meenie, miney, moe
When you catch a tiger grab him by the toe
If you hear him holler you gotta let him go
And everybody understands that′s just the way it goes
When it comes down to it, I don't want to do it


One, two, three, Do, Re, Me
A, B, C, it′s easy, it's like counting up to three
It might be good for you, but it isn′t good for me
Because it runs on paranoia and it reeks of vaseline
When it comes down to it, I don't want to do it
When it comes down to it, I don′t want to do it

Dream, dream, dream, Real, real, real
Tell me how to lie,and I'll show you how to steal
Tell me what you know and I'll tell you how to feel
Tell me what you need so we can finalize the deal
And I know it sounds funny, but I don′t want your money

Hidey hi, hidey ho. Everywhere you are is everywhere you go
Tell me who you are and tell me what you know
But you don′t have to bother because I don't wanna know
When it comes down to it, I don′t want to do it
When it comes down to it, I don't want to do it
When it comes down to it, I don′t want to do it