Stale Tequila Songtext
von Jacob Haller

After the show, I had packed up my guitar
You caught my eye, you were standing at the bar
You flashed me a knowing grin
Looking so good, it was half a sin
I felt myself start to fall in lust
My brain began to whirl
′Til I thought it might combust

Then I woke up
The taste of stale tequila in my mouth
I looked around, I was all alone
How could you do it?
You were so beautiful


A few more drinks, and a half a pack of smokes
We talked for hours, you laughed at all my jokes
Then we went back to your hotel
We did some things that I shouldn't tell
I felt myself start to fall asleep
You made me feel so safe
Well, it almost made me weep

Then I woke up
The taste of stale tequila in my mouth
I looked around, I was all alone
How could you do it
You were so beautiful

Then I awoke in a bathtub full of ice
You left a note, I had to read it twice
It said "call 911
I stole your kidney. Thanks for the fun"
I felt myself start to fall apart
Well, I know you took my kidney
But you also stole my heart

Then I woke up
The taste of stale tequila in my mouth
I looked around, I was all alone
How could you do it
You were so beautiful