Relatively Human Songtext
von Jacob Haller

Well, I went out last night -- stayed out pretty late
Well, I went out last night -- stayed out pretty late
Now I feel relatively human
And that is relatively great


′Cause I had gin for dinner, vodka for dessert
Well, I had gin for dinner, vodka for dessert
Now I'm thinking whiskey for breakfast
′Cause I don't see how it can hurt

Well, I woke up in a strange place. Guess that's where I went to bed
Well, I woke up in a strange place. Guess that′s where I went to bed
But I′m feeling pretty good now
Considering I probably should be dead

Pour me a cup of coffee, then make me another five
Pour me a cup of coffee, then make me another five
'Cause I′m feeling relatively human
But only about 40% alive