Shake the Program Songtext
von Irritating Rainbow
Shake the Program Songtext
It seems I just can′t drink no more
The support group calls are just too easy to take
They just keep making me come back
They'll send a car if I can′t drive
They'll make it hard for me to stay at home
They just love keeping me on track
The punch is really good
And the coffee's always hot
It′s all that you can drink
′Cause it's a bottomless pot
And that′s why I just can't shake the program
I tried so hard for years
I don′t think that your tears
Could make me try much harder
I just can't shake the program
I′ve done all I can do
I don't think that your empty threats
Are gonna help me see this through
It seems I just can't boot no more
My operating system is just too far advanced
It doesn′t even recognize my disk
It makes a crackling, grinding sound
Apparently it can′t even read the file
I might be putting my drive at risk
My older model works
But the warranty is lost
The newer version's been out for months
But it′s nearly twice the cost
And that's why I just can′t shake the program
I tried so hard for years
I don't think that your tears
Could make me try much harder
I just can′t shake the program
I've done all I can do
The bootleg version you gave to me
Keeps crashing my CPU
And he said, "Behold, retold your future sold
The testament old, repent my son
The day is done
For you lay cold in the noonday sun
The angel, hair mangled, body tangled
Opened her arms to the harmed
And let the world reside in the embrace of—"
Look out!
Oh my God, do you think he's okay?
The fourth season was worse than three
The third season was just barely better than two
They murdered off everyone I like
They switched the time from eight to five
They changed the monk into a streetwise priest
Now he raps his sermons from his bike
Everything′s gone bad
But I still tune in each day
The Nielsen ratings are negative five
But it doesn′t matter to me anyway
'Cause I just can′t shake the program
I tried so hard for years
I don't think that your tears
Could make me try much harder
I just can′t shake the program
I've done all I can do
If they started the show at 1 AM
I′d still stay up 'til 2
The support group calls are just too easy to take
They just keep making me come back
They'll send a car if I can′t drive
They'll make it hard for me to stay at home
They just love keeping me on track
The punch is really good
And the coffee's always hot
It′s all that you can drink
′Cause it's a bottomless pot
And that′s why I just can't shake the program
I tried so hard for years
I don′t think that your tears
Could make me try much harder
I just can't shake the program
I′ve done all I can do
I don't think that your empty threats
Are gonna help me see this through
It seems I just can't boot no more
My operating system is just too far advanced
It doesn′t even recognize my disk
It makes a crackling, grinding sound
Apparently it can′t even read the file
I might be putting my drive at risk
My older model works
But the warranty is lost
The newer version's been out for months
But it′s nearly twice the cost
And that's why I just can′t shake the program
I tried so hard for years
I don't think that your tears
Could make me try much harder
I just can′t shake the program
I've done all I can do
The bootleg version you gave to me
Keeps crashing my CPU
And he said, "Behold, retold your future sold
The testament old, repent my son
The day is done
For you lay cold in the noonday sun
The angel, hair mangled, body tangled
Opened her arms to the harmed
And let the world reside in the embrace of—"
Look out!
Oh my God, do you think he's okay?
The fourth season was worse than three
The third season was just barely better than two
They murdered off everyone I like
They switched the time from eight to five
They changed the monk into a streetwise priest
Now he raps his sermons from his bike
Everything′s gone bad
But I still tune in each day
The Nielsen ratings are negative five
But it doesn′t matter to me anyway
'Cause I just can′t shake the program
I tried so hard for years
I don't think that your tears
Could make me try much harder
I just can′t shake the program
I've done all I can do
If they started the show at 1 AM
I′d still stay up 'til 2
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