Uncomfortable Songtext
von iAmJakeHill

Walk into the club
′Bout to fuck it up
By that I mean I'm standing in the corner with a buzz
Wait, this time I′ma go hard
Starin' at my phone while I walk up to the bar
Aye, lemme get a beer, I don't care which one
Don′t wanna start a tab ′cause I only need one
I'm a light weight, so I′m gonna drink like half
Bottom of the bottle I'ma probably need a cab
Oh my God, hey
Hi, oh, she was talking to another guy
Shit, I′m moving over to the other side
Quick, I gotta find somewhere to go and hide
How about upstairs, wait its roped off
V.I.P, can't go there, fuck off!


But anyways right now its half past 10
I′m feelin' kinda lit and I can't find my friends
But I don′t really care ′cause the DJ
Just turned on fetty wap, all the girls be twerking
Maybe I'll approach one, probably not
Fuck it, hey girl whats yo name you fi-
It′s a guy, I probably should've known by the thighs
Now he′s looking at me with a glimmer in his eyes
Hey boy, what's your name?
Uh Jake, oh my God same
I′m sorry dude but I'm not gay
Uh, you ain't even cute anyway, shame

My phone just died now I can′t watch streams
Sitting in a corner looking at a black screen
How do I escape this awkwardness?
Maybe I′ll fake a call, take a piss
Good shit
Gotta work my way through the crowd
One in the morning and nobody slowing down
Shots pouring up and the blunts go around
Just dropped my phone now I'm looking on the ground
And I hope nobody step on it I recently got it
Everybody be careful because I can′t leave without it
I need a flash light, really quick, somebody please
I gotta find my phone, I gotta save the memes
Screenshots of the snaps, that I got
From the bitch with the kid
Shoulda never messed with her but I did
Shit, that don't even matter right now
I really need to find my phone so I can sit down
Found it


2 o′ clock, and shit just popped off
Bitches in the back fucked up top off
Bitches with the ass out, pullin' all my cash out
2 shots in I′m done I'ma tap out
Can't handle it
Everybody turnin′ up for the camera lens
Dude passed out call an ambulance
Still all alone cant stand my friends
Fuck it, aye, can I buy you a drink?
She like no I don′t think so
Why?
I don't fuck with guys
I′m a lesbian
Like, oh that's fine
But I gotta friend that thinks you′re cute
I'm like, where she at
She like turn around she right behind you
I′m like oh my god she fat
Hey my name is Ashley, what's your name?
My names Jake, I don't mean to hurt your
Feelings but I am actually gay

Haha, Now I gotta run to the back
The fat girl lookin′ at me like I′m a snack
I just wanna find my bros so we can hit the road
I'd rather be at home so I can watch my shows