Benefit Songtext
von Home Brew

This song right here should only be played on dole day
This for the fucking bums, you know?

I got two dozen in the fridge
Plus I got another two dozen on the way
And I just got paid from West
So it′s gonna be on today
Another day, I'm on the benefit
The benefit
The benefit
The benefit
Living on the benefit
The benefit
The benefit
The benefit


I get my money for nothing, I′m who I dream to be
Scamming the government, living it up on easy street
I got my DVD, my PS3 and TV free
Plus I got my missus preggo, now we'll get the DPB
I love being me, I'm just a groovy guy
I went from thinking suicide up to super size
They gave me loot to buy, me and no suit and tie
So I took my cutie pie to get some soup and Thai
′Cause I gotta get dough like a deer
And I ain′t got a moment to spare
So I gotta be quick when they're telling me
A whole lot of shit that I don′t wanna hear
Like when you get a job interview you gotta
Really make sure that you know what to wear
If you ever wanna go anywhere you're blah blah blah blah blah to care
Walk in the interview looking like a bum
That ain′t had a shave in over a year
Kick up my feet on the boss's desk, pick up a pen and pick up my ear
Scratchin′ my balls, stroking my beard
Burt can I light up a smoke over here?
Started a joint, don't be a queer
Can I use this trophy to open a beer?

Yeah this the way that I like, ain't worked a day in my life
I think I′ma fly to Brazil, and you′re gonna pay for the flight
Now you can hate if you like, or you can take my advice
When you apply, say you're polite, gimme my money

I got two dozen in the fridge
And I got another two dozen on the way
And I just got paid from West
You know it′s gonna be on today
Another day, I'm on the benefit
The benefit
The benefit
The benefit
Bummin′ on the benefit
The benefit
The benefit
The benefit


Yeah, I lay around and make about 200 buck a week
I made the couch into my house, my life is fuckin' sweet
I never score, I get a bottle full of drugs for free
Chuck ′em all in a cup of tea and it's just like popping a couple E
See 'cause I believe that in this life there are choices
I made the choice to tell my doctor that I′m hearing voices
He said you′re schizophrenic, I said I'm schizophrenic
He′s like "What you say now?" I'm like "Shit I′m manic"
It's authentic, man I′m mental, outta my mind
We did it again, 3009
What the fuck is that big round red thing
Hiding behind that cloud in the sky?
That's weird man, that is a fly, wish I could fly, wow, what if I
What if I just jumped out of this window
Right now? Would I die? How bout I try
Anyway yesterday down at the mall I was
Like looking for this mountain to climb
And I met this dude and his name was God
And Burt was talking about how to die
Said that the world's gonna end but maybe
I′m seeing things, maybe I′m outta my mind
But give me a couple more pills and there'll
Be nothing to worry about, I′ll be fine

Yeah this the way that I like, ain't worked a day in my life
I think I′ma fly to France, and you're gonna pay for the flight
Now you can hate if you like, or you can take my advice
When you apply, say you′re polite, gimme my money

I got two dozen in the fridge
And I got another two dozen on the way
And I just got paid from West
So it's gonna be on today
Another day, I'm on the benefit
The benefit
The benefit
The benefit
Living on the benefit
The benefit
The benefit
The benefit

Yeah I′d just like to thank my case manager
And I′m gonna give a shout out to all my ladies on the DPB
Yeah lemme take the kids to the pool this Thursday
I got you cuz I just got my clothing supplement
Plus I'ma sign up for that business plan shit
I got five grand on that shit so that′s us
Suckers
This for you John
Shop for the money John
Shop Burt
Cheers for that mate
Fuck this government, I'm taking all your money