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This is my last will and testament
I′m desperately depressed again
Like Chester and the rest of 'em
Many a true word spoken in jest, he said
"In the event of my untimely death
I leave to you a load of debt that no one can test
Throw my shit in a skip where you can e-bay the rest
I′m broker than my spirit and there's nothing left"

So basically, money don't grow on trees
Stop ringing my phone, there′s nobody home
Stop chasing me, if you could be patient please
I′m dead, so leave me alone


No one's impressed by the shit that I own
Never should have bought it
Nothing to show for the debt that I owe
That I can′t afford it
I won't dig myself out of this hole
Knowing I ain′t gonna reap what I sow
Don't you know you can′t get blood from a stone
Six feet below?

I'm sick of living in the bin
So notify my next of kin
And dig a hole and drop me in
Don't even need a coffin or the funeral thing
But maybe on my laptop there′s a couple of riffs
Some half decent music I won′t ever finish
Put them all together on a compact disc
And with the profits you could buy a packet of crisps

So basically, money don't grow on trees
I′m dead, so leave me alone


No one's impressed by the shit that I own
Never should have bought it
Nothing to show for the debt that I owe
That I can′t afford it
I won't dig myself out of this hole
Knowing I ain′t gonna reap what I sow
Don't you know you can't get blood from a stone
When you′re broke?
No one′s impressed by the shit that I own
Never should have bought it
Nothing to show for the debt that I owe
That I can't afford it
I won′t dig myself out of this hole
Knowing I ain't gonna reap what I sow
Don′t you know you can't get blood from a stone
Six feet below?

Right, I′ve had enough of this
I wanna live and not just exist
The thing is that I'm penniless
And we all know money buys happiness

Stressed by the debt that I owe
That I can't afford it
No one′s impressed by the shit that I own
Never should have bought it
I won′t dig myself out of this hole
Knowing I ain't gonna reap what I sow
Don′t you know you can't get blood from a stone
When you′re broke?
No one's impressed by the shit that I own
Never should have bought it
Nothing to show for the debt that I owe
That I can′t afford it
I won't dig myself out of this hole
Knowing I ain't gonna reap what I sow
Don′t you know you can′t get blood from a stone
When you're broke?