I'm A Real Locksmith Songtext
von Happy Case Scenario

Do you want me to sing
Ok

I′m standing on Greenpoint Ave
I'm locked out of my apartment
And this jacket is all I have
To cover my Boxers
My only garment

If you ever decide to come back to my doorway
That′s exactly where I'll be
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
But first I need my keys
And it's cool he′s the one that you want
But could you be upfront
And just say you don′t like me
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
But first I need my keys


Officer I can explain this
This isn't what it seems
I know that it′s strange
And I'm out here alone
But I′m only visiting

So if you ever decide to come back to my doorway
That's exactly where I′ll be
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
But first I need my keys
And it's cool he's the one that you want
But could you be upfront
And just say you don′t like me
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
But first I need my keys

I urgently need them

Nice Trent
Screaming
Real immature
My bad dude I lost my keys
Could you give me a ride
Yeah
Let′s fucking go


So if you ever decide to come back to my doorway
That's exactly where I′ll be
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
But first I need my keys
And it's cool he′s the one that you want
But I don't give a fuck
So just say you don′t like me
And I can give you a ride from New York to Virginia
If you buy me an ice tea

yeah
yeah