Renfield’s Afoot Songtext
von Half Man Half Biscuit

Notice was given of a bat walk
In Royden Park, Frankby on Friday evening
Ranger-led, the event was free although booking was essential
Warm waterproof clothing was recommended, and perhaps a flask
Meet at the café car park at 7pm for a 7.30 start
Strictly no dogs


My response to that was this
Who the fuck are you, trying to govern everybody′s bat walks?
Who the fuck are you, trying to be the big I Am?
Well, I know this place like the back of my hand
In a way you'll never understand
So don′t go trying to organise my bat walks
I'll be going on any-time-I-like walks
Tuesday, 2am. Bollocko