Jed the Humanoid Songtext
von Grandaddy

Last night something pretty bad happened
We lost a friend
All shocked and broken
Shutdown, exploded

Jeddy 3 is what we first called him
Then it was Jed
But Jeds systems dead
Therefore so′s Jed

We assembled him in the kitchen
Made out of this end
Made out of that end
Whatever was at hand


When we finished Jed we were so proud
We celebrated
We congratulated
At what we'd created

Jed could run or walk, sing or talk and
Compile thoughts and
Solve lots of problems
We learned so much from him

A couple years went by something happened
We gave Jed less attention
We had new inventions
Left for conventions

You know
Like convention

Jed had found booze and drank every drop
He fizzled and popped
He rattled and knocked
And finally he just stopped