Museum Of Stupidity Songtext
von Graham Parker

One day there′ll be a Museum of Stupidity
Where we can hang ourselves
And throw away the key
Along with the attitudes of the P.M.I.C
And this bullshit drug war full of hypocrisy
They're banning the 2 Live Crew
They′ll probably put 2 Live Crew in there too

Museum of Stupidity
Oh yeah


One day there'll be a Museum of Stupidity
We'll fill it up with exhibits of idiocy
We′re throwing religion and what it really means
A way to hammer nails through the back of your brains
The Japanese trawler men
Who kill everything that moves and call it sin

Museum of Stupidity
Oh yeah

Look at the walls of the Museum of Stupidity
You′re bound to find there every advert on American TV
And every page of the British gutter press
We got it for nothing, it was going for less
And we'll hang it from roof to floor
And throw away the key after locking the door

The Museum of Stupidity
The Museum of Stupidity
The Museum of Stupidity

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah