Pretty Shitty Party Songtext
von Girth Control

I thought we were getting blitzed
But go ahead and bring the kids
This sure is a pretty shitty party
I still love my old friends
But a lot of things have changed since then
Some of us have mortgages
And some of us have bands
We still get a beer a couple times a year
But when I get that invite in the mail, my hands tremble in fear
No, not again! No, not again!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you′re the same old dude
And it's always rad hanging out with you
But when did you get to be so repulsively responsible?
I thought we were getting blitzed
But go ahead and bring the kids
This sure is a pretty shitty party
I still love my old friends But a lot of things have changed since then
Some of us shred flying V′s
And some of us have kids
We still bong a beer once or twice a year
But when your wife sends that e-invite, I avert my eyes in fear
No, not again! No, not again!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know we're all watching carbs and cholesterol
But do we really have to eat all these fucking vegetables?
I could use a beer or two but I guess kombucha will have to do
This sure is a pretty shitty party
I'm always immature and underdressed
And all your grown-up friends ain′t too impressed
Even though I′m here under duress
I'm proud of you man, I′ll confess
I could use a marg or two, but I guess Sunny D will have to do
This sure is a pretty shitty party