Passin' Out Songtext
von Girth Control

I′m passin' out
I′m passin' out
Too much responsibility, I just wanna lie down on the couch
Yeah, on the couch
This bad boy is fully reclined, why would I leave the house?
Going to Little Caesars and I'm going off
I got a deep dish Hot-n-Ready
Italian cheesy bread with Crazy Sauce (sauce!)
Stuffed my face and smoked a bowl
Passed out at 5 and missed your show
Sorry if I bummed you out
But I was busy passin′ out
Sometimes life′s so good, you just wanna pause it
Sometimes being awake is total dogshit
I'm passin′ out
I'm passin′ out
Too much responsibility, I just wanna lie down on the couch
On the couch
This bad boy is so comfortable, I'm never going out
I′ve been working 40 hours and I've had enough


So I called my boss and said with a cough
"Man, I could sure use the afternoon off!"
Now I'm free, what′s on TV?
A Seinfeld block from noon to 3
I′ve seen this one a thousand times
So maybe I'll just rest my eyes
Sometimes life′s so good, you just wanna pause it
Sometimes being awake is total dogshit
I'm passin′ out
I was gonna fix the bathroom sink
But in my back there lies a kink
So now I sink into the couch
Pizza sauce surrounds my mouth
I nap, nap, nap upon the floor
Nap, nap, nap forever more
Hey, uh... babe?
Could you, uhhhh, buy me some beer when you go to the store?
I'm passin′ out
I'm passin' out
Too much responsibility, I just wanna lie down on the couch
On the couch
This bad boy is fully reclined, why would I leave the house?
I′m passin′ out
I'm passin′ out
I'll take the trash out later man, I just wanna lie down on the couch
On the couch
This Cheeseboy is so comfortable, I′m down for the count
I'm passin′ out