Alright Mom Songtext
von Girth Control

Don′t give me that look, mom
I'm gonna go berserk
I know you threw away my Op Ivy t-shirt
I′m gonna be a punk and there's no way you can stop it
Now I gotta get a new one
So drive me to Hot Topic

You say you get it
It's just a phase
I′ll look back at this and laugh someday

Alright, Mom
Alright, Mom
Alright, Mom
You fuckin′ poser
You fuckin' poser


I saved up my allowance for weeks on end
To buy some limited edition AFI vans
I thought I knew despair before
But man, I thought wrong
You threw away my fuckin′ shoes
So I wrote you this song

You said they smelled
And they were lame
I'll look back at this and laugh someday

Alright, Mom
Alright, Mom
Alright, Mom
You fuckin′ poser
You fuckin' poser
Yeah, you′re such a fuckin' poser

War
This means war
War
This means war

You fuckin' poser
You fuckin′ poser
You′ll never understand me
You fuckin' poser
I wish I was never born
You fuckin′ poser