Cider Songtext
von George Lopez

We always had a, uh, issue with alcohol, too, uh
I′m sorry, but we can't have fun and not drink
At least I, I, I′ve never been able to
I just can't, I know some people can
"And we had the best time, there was no alcohol
All they had was cider"

You ever wake up and you don't know where the fu-?
You open your eyes and go
"How did I get, how did I get home?
Wait a minute"

And we lose people
"Where′s your brother? I don′t know"
And then you see him, and he's between two cars
"Shh, hey, get your camera phone, hey, would you?"
Then you sneak up behind him, "Toma, cabrón"


Take a picture
I′m going to use that for my Christmas card, "Toma"
And even when you're sick, you still drink
I know my uncle had diabetes
And they told him to change his diet, and he didn′t
And he still drank, and they took his leg, and he said
"Hey, I can drink more now because
It goes straight to the head, I don't have a leg"

We eat things like we don′t even have health issues
You know, cholesterol
It's cholesterol-free, "Never mind"
We don't order shit with shit on the side

"Hi, can I have a Chinese chopped chicken salad
With a low-cal vinaigrette on the side?"
My sput!
We don′t want shit on the side, we want it on top
And more!

We don′t even taste the food when we put salt
You ever see, like, somebody get breakfast and you just
You haven't even tasted it, you can just spill your-

That′s why if you look at your high school picture
And you look at the way you look now
It ain't even close, is it?
You look like something you shit out in high school


They spend a billion dollars on laxatives every year
And Latinos never, because I think the food we eat
We don′t have a problem with irregularity
Sometimes we got a problem making it
"Ah, cabrón, chinga, hey
I almost didn't make it"

"Oh, shit
I got some on my pants, chingles, man
I knew it was too good to be true"