Parents in Hell Songtext
von George Carlin

Your parents could be in hell right now
Your parents in hell, your father for sure
Oh shit, hell is full of dads
Full of dads
Even the ones who took you to the ball game
Just for beating the shit out of you once too often


And fucking the neighbor lady
And fucking the neighbor dog
And who knows, maybe even fucking the UPS man
We′ll never know what mischief dad was up to
Parents in hell
Kinda gives you a nice feeling, doesn't it?
It does me

Grandparents in hell
Picture that
Picture your grandmother in hell
Baking pies without an oven
And if someone were in hell
I doubt very seriously he′d be smiling
I think he's down there now
Screaming up at us
And I think he's in severe pain