Ready to Roll Songtext
von Flashlight Brown

I got a twenty-sider on call
Dressed up ready to roll
I got the real world blinded
Dressed up ready to roll
Midnight torchlight down in the haunted cave
Get some platinum the DM will turn the page
Check out my thief he′s got the black shield
Dressed up ready to roll
Check out my sickly cave tan
Dressed up ready to roll
Lawful evil moral catastrophe
Half-orc full dork the myth and reality
We may not know any girls
But we got graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion delusion
And all of Friday nights are kill
Pick up the phone the pizza's still late
Dressed up ready to roll
Pick up from where your mule died


Dressed up ready to roll
Midnight torchlight down in the haunted cave
Get some platinum the DM will turn the page
We may not know any girls
But we got graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion delusion
And all of Friday nights are kill
That was by far the best time that we ever had
That was by far the best time that we ever had
Get to the tavern have a few beers
Dressed up ready to roll
Pick up an elven bar whore
Dressed up ready to roll
We may not know any girls
But we got graph paper guiding our way
We got confusion delusion
And all of Friday nights are kill
That was by far the best time that we ever had
That was by far the best time that we ever had