Ginormous Songtext
von Doug Benson

According to Webster′s Dictionary, "ginormous" is a word now
What do you— "woo"? Ginormous? Ginormous is a
That is fuckdiculous
What kind of bullshititude is going on over at Webster's?


He was a good child actor, but as an adult
His dictionary is effing fucking stupid
Ginormous, ginormous shouldn′t be a word
At most, it should be a secret code
Phrase used exclusively by gynecologists
I will act it out for you
"Hey Bill, how was your last patient?"
"Ginormous, she was ginormous, I need out!"

I had a pretty good year this last year
My friends, some of whom are in the room tonight
Threw me a surprise birthday party on my birthday
I did not see that coming
They called it an "intervention," but you know what?
It was a surprise, that's all that really matters
They care about me
It was a shitty party
There was no alcohol, no weed, but after they left, I got fucked up
I fucking tore it up after they left

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm, toasty