Twistification Songtext
von Dog on Fleas

A-one, two, three, four!

I knew a girl who had a dog
The dog was from New Jersey
She taught that dog to be polite
Say goodbye and curtsy

Five times five is twenty-five
Five times six is thirty
Five times seven is thirty-five
Five times eight is forty

I had a baby in my arms
Started getting heavy
Gave that baby ten balloons
Floated to the heavens

Five times five is twenty-five
Five times six is thirty
Five times seven is thirty-five
Five times eight is forty


Weasels chewing at my toes
Skeeters at my bottom
Told my pet tarantula
To do it like I taught him

Five times five is twenty-five
Five times six is thirty
Five times seven is thirty-five
Five times eight is forty
Five times nine is forty-five
Five times ten is fifty
Five times eleven is fifty-five
Five times twelve is sixty

Oh, Rockery′s out chopping wood
Possum, he's a-hauling
And my old dog′s sitting on a log
Spinosaurus falling!


Five times five is twenty-five
Five times six is thirty
Five times seven is thirty-five
Five times eight is forty
Five times nine is forty-five
Five times ten is fifty
Five times eleven is fifty-five
Five times twelve is sixty

Sally was a friend of mine
Marvin was his sister
We ate beans and dandelions
Played a game of Twister, woo!

Five times five is twenty-five
Five times six is thirty
Five times seven is thirty-five
Five times eight is forty
Five times nine is forty-five
Five times ten is fifty
Five times eleven is fifty-five
Five times twelve is sixty

I'll eat lemons for a laugh
Chocolate if you pay me
All my teeth fell out last year
Now I'm brushing my raisins!

Five times five is twenty-five
Five times six is thirty
Five times seven is thirty-five
Five times eight is forty

Five times nine is forty-five
Five times ten is fifty
Five times eleven is fifty-five
Five times twelve is sixty

Five times nine is two and a half
Five times four is one and a quarter
Five times thirty is twenty-three
Twenty-six pennies!

Oh!
Oh!
Woo!
Can we get it any better than that?