Conjer Man Songtext
von David Allan Coe

I was born in the jungle
Raised in a tree
Living off the fish
That swam in the sea
My mama′s a witch
And my daddy is dead
From some junk my mama
Done rubbed in his head
At the age of twelve
I came alive
When my mama taught me
That witchcraft jive

Now I'm a conjer man
Gonna cast my spell on you
Monkey toes and elephant stew
Gonna cast my spell on you


Smoking black onion
Eating dynamite
All you pretty womens
Better stay out of sight
My cats been crawlin′
And my head's red hot
Got a new love potion baby
Brewing in my pot
I'm the king of the jungle
You know I am
You better be good to me girl

I′m a conjer man
I′m a conjer man
Gonna cast my spell on you
Monkey toes and elephant stew
Gonna cast my spell on you

Fried bat rings smothered in bubblegum
Chocolate covered ant eaters
The left hind leg of a giraffe
Cook these over a slow fire
Two halves from a cow's tail
Mix in a little bit of monkey David wine
Gonna cast my spell on you
Bitch