The Pool Shark Songtext
von Dave Dudley
The Pool Shark Songtext
He said pardon me for being so bold
But you got a cigarette that′s already rolled?
I gave him one, he lit it in his own good time
The smoke in that poolroom hung like fog
When he talked he sounded like a growlin' dog
He said would you care for a dollar on the 5 and the 9?
Now this man was ugly and his eyes were mean
His clothes were dirty but his hands were clean
He held that stick like a mother holds the hand of a child
Well I′ve been known to hustle a few
When the waitress said is he playin' you?
And I said yeah bring me Brandy water by
Little Red Parker was away in the back
Takin' quarters and handlin′ racks
And I told him Red come up here
Glue ′em up tight
That Brandy had me feelin' warm
I tipped that waitress and checked her form
And I said honey you like a winner?
And she just smiled
I played like a man with a broken wrist
I won two and he won six
And I had him set up so I said let′s play for five
By this time a crowd had gathered around
To see this fish and just watch him drown
I told that waitress more Brandy and water by
Then he went out and got a custom cue
He said it's no offense to you
But I don′t play off the wall with nobody but friends
It had gold initials and a leather grip
Pearl and silver inlaid tip
He smiled at me and said why don't we play for 10
Well I′ve never seen a man that walked
Who made those balls and table talk
There speakin' English he sure didn't need my help
He broke the balls and kept that string
For a hundred eighty-seven bucks and a ring
′Til I gave up and said friend
You′re gonna have to play by yourself
Well he sacked it up and he walked outside
And I strolled out just to watch him ride
And there was a blonde in a Caddy built like the rest of that car
The boys in the poolroom they had 'em laughing
I hung it up and just let it pass
And didn′t have a thing but my elbows to put on the bar
And the waitress smiled and said water by
I took the charity and I thanked her twice
And sittin' there sippin′ and suddenly I had me a thought
Unlucky gambler and lucky in love
Guess you know what I was thinkin' of
When I said waitress honey what time do you get off?
But you got a cigarette that′s already rolled?
I gave him one, he lit it in his own good time
The smoke in that poolroom hung like fog
When he talked he sounded like a growlin' dog
He said would you care for a dollar on the 5 and the 9?
Now this man was ugly and his eyes were mean
His clothes were dirty but his hands were clean
He held that stick like a mother holds the hand of a child
Well I′ve been known to hustle a few
When the waitress said is he playin' you?
And I said yeah bring me Brandy water by
Little Red Parker was away in the back
Takin' quarters and handlin′ racks
And I told him Red come up here
Glue ′em up tight
That Brandy had me feelin' warm
I tipped that waitress and checked her form
And I said honey you like a winner?
And she just smiled
I played like a man with a broken wrist
I won two and he won six
And I had him set up so I said let′s play for five
By this time a crowd had gathered around
To see this fish and just watch him drown
I told that waitress more Brandy and water by
Then he went out and got a custom cue
He said it's no offense to you
But I don′t play off the wall with nobody but friends
It had gold initials and a leather grip
Pearl and silver inlaid tip
He smiled at me and said why don't we play for 10
Well I′ve never seen a man that walked
Who made those balls and table talk
There speakin' English he sure didn't need my help
He broke the balls and kept that string
For a hundred eighty-seven bucks and a ring
′Til I gave up and said friend
You′re gonna have to play by yourself
Well he sacked it up and he walked outside
And I strolled out just to watch him ride
And there was a blonde in a Caddy built like the rest of that car
The boys in the poolroom they had 'em laughing
I hung it up and just let it pass
And didn′t have a thing but my elbows to put on the bar
And the waitress smiled and said water by
I took the charity and I thanked her twice
And sittin' there sippin′ and suddenly I had me a thought
Unlucky gambler and lucky in love
Guess you know what I was thinkin' of
When I said waitress honey what time do you get off?
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