HPV Cowboy Songtext
von Dan Sartain

In the past when I was young
I was strong but I was dumb
Swang my partner dosey doe
Worked that pussy when the cold wind blowed

But now I′m on my own
Now I'm all alone


If I want things done I gotta do ′em myself
Can't rely on no one else
Now I'm gray, now I′m old
Stuck my penis in the glory hole

I was little, she was big
I was just a little kid
Taught me everything to do
What I learned I did to you

But now I′m on my own
Now I'm all alone


At the drive-in movie I didn′t get far
Fed my penis to a candy bar
Swang my partner 'round and ′round
Put her in the air, put her in the ground