My Christmas No.1 Songtext
von Dame Fawn Denier

It′s nearly that time of year again
We'll be hearing all the same songs and then
Be wishing we could listen to something good
Last year I tried to drag everyone out
But those sausage rolls were still about
With boring corny songs from yesteryear

But who cares what′s going on in the charts
I'll happily suffer your burps and farts
And hogging the remote on Christmas Day
But I wouldn't want you any other way
So let′s have fun
You′ll always be my Christmas number one


You'll always be my Christmas number one
Even though at times you′ve been a massive pain in the bum
So let's celebrate and party hard and never be humdrum
You′ll always be my Christmas number one
I'll always be your Christmas number one
Even though I′m frequently a massive pain in the bum
You could even sing this to your dog, your cat or your mum
You'll always be my Christmas number one

The Spice Girls and Beatles they both had three
In a row at the top of the tree
But now savoury charity treats are de rigueur
We'd rather sing to Mrs Mills while popping indigestion pills
Then coping with a nasty hangover

I don′t need Mariah or a children′s choir
I'll happily put up with your spare tyre
Washing the pots and cleaning up your crumbs
But I wouldn′t have you any other way
So let's have fun
You′ll always be my Christmas number one

You'll always be my Christmas number one
Even though at times you′ve been a massive pain in the bum
So let's celebrate and party hard and never be humdrum
You'll always be my Christmas number one
I′ll always be your Christmas number one
Even though I′m frequently a massive pain in the bum
You could even sing this to your dog, your cat or your mum
You'll always be my Christmas number one


You′ll always be my top of the pops
Although you moan about being in shops
Spending all our money on clothes and shoes
Well I wouldn't have you any other way
So let′s have fun
You'll always be my Christmas number one

You′ll always be my Christmas number one
Even though at times you've been a massive pain in the bum
So let's celebrate and party hard and never be humdrum
You′ll always be my Christmas number one
I′ll always be your Christmas number one
Even though I'm frequently a massive pain in the bum
You could even sing this to your dog, your cat or your mum
You′ll always be my Christmas number one