Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All Songtext
von Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast feat. Rachel Bloom

I used to think my mother was the worst
That if she didn′t kill me, I'd kill her first
But now birds are singin′
The flowers are pink
Yes, spring is here
'Cause I'm startin′ to think that

Maybe she′s not such a heinous bitch after all
(Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, baby, baby)
Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
(Maybe, maybe, she′s nicer to her baby)
I don't wanna bash her head in with this cup
It may sound tosh but that′s a huge step up
Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all


I still hate her, don′t get me wrong
(Really hate her, genuinely hate her)
But it's more like the way normal girls hate their moms
(Every daughter kind of hates their mom)
All I ever prayed for every day
Was to resent my mother in a regural way

Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
(Sit beside her, so weird you lived inside her)
Maybe old age has tamed this witch and made her a doll
(But like one of those evil haunted dolls)
She′s bein′ so nice, it fills my soul
For once I don't want her to have a cancerous mole (Dark)
Maybe she′s not such a heinous bitch after all

I know it sounds like I'm falling in love (in love)
Well when we′re findin' a mate, it′s our parents we're thinkin' of (thinkin′ of)
My relationship with her was my first failed romance
And now finally the cute boy′s asking me to dance

Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
(Say yes it′s time to acquiesce)
Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all
(Since you were born, she′s never made you popcorn)
Maybe she's not such a heinous bitch after all