Sex Machine Songtext
von Crawling Chaos

I got a brand new pair of jeans
I′ve been to the doctor, he's good to me
He′s turned me into a sex machine
He's given me a pair of enormous balls
I can even fill a festival hall
Where schoolgirls swoon for more and more

I'm gone to the doctor′s
It′s easy, you see
No need for reparations
And you know how it feels

Tomorrow I get my hands done
With fifteen fingers and a poly thumb
I'll rattle up girls till they come and come
This time the gland change has really done the trick
It brews alcohol and gives me kicks
It makes me have supersonic sex


I′m gone to the doctor's
It′s easy, you see
No need for reparations
And you know how it feels

I got pricks on my toes and one up my nose
And some on my back that nobody knows
And the one I got that still grows and grows
I got a set of clits hangin' in my ear
I went to the doc to get a smear
He told me I had gonorrhea

I′m gone to the doctor's
It's easy, you see
No need for reparations
And you know how it feels

A nuclear prick is hidden up my bum
I tried it on a lady who likes some fun
And she got blown to kingdom come

I′m gone to the doctor′s
It's easy, you see
No need for reparations
And you know how it feels