Tiger by the Tail (The Tale of Tiger Woods) Songtext
von Cledus T. Judd

Fore!

Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it′s plain to see
Hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees
She was teed off from a tough life, he tried to tell
And it looks like she beat Tiger all to hell

Well, he thought he'd cheat on her and she′d stand by her man
She knocked out his window with his three iron in her hand
He got up and down in a skins game with a cheap Jezebel
And that's why she beat Tiger all to hell

Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it's plain to see
Looks like he′s had a hole in one or two or three (Mm)
He should′ve never pulled out his wood
Yeah, he should've kept it to himself
That′s why she beat Tiger all to hell

Hey, uh, this is Cletus callin' for Tiger
Uh, I need you to do me a favor
Huge favor, quick! Move, gosh!


Well, he tried to bump and run it, but he was caught in a trap
When she saw that cocktail waitress on his lap
Well, the shot hit the fan when she heard that voicemail
That′s why she beat Tiger all to hell

Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, let's let ′em be
They expect us to respect their privacy
Even Chris Brown can't believe it, hell, I can't believe it myself
She′s the only one to beat Tiger all to hell

I tell you right now
I hope she didn′t take a big old divot
Out of that two-million-dollar yard
I guess it's better than takin′
A big divot out of the back of his head
I tell you right now, it went from a billion to a trillion
To a million to damn near a hundred, I guarantee you
He'll be washin′ dishes at Shoney's
Fore!
Sure does rhyme with poor, don′t it? Mm, mm, mm
Boy, I bet she shot him a birdie