Stinkin' Problem Songtext
von Cledus T. Judd

Yes, I admit I′ve got a stinkin' problem
Banrol just won′t do
I've soaked in Clorox bleach
Lysol and Pine-Sol too
Yes, I admit I've got a stinkin′ problem
Fill the tub up to the top
I′ll start with my Brillo pad
But I don't know when to stop

I wake up and right away
A foul odor hits my nose
Once my sweat glands start to pour
I stink from my head down to my toes


Yes, I admit I′ve got a stinkin' problem
Aqua Velva can′t cut through
Calgon won't take me away
Mr. Bubbles just says "phew"
Yes, I admit I′ve got a stinkin' problem
Put Dr. Scholl's in my flip flops
Then I′ll scrub my private parts
But I don′t know when to stop

I've been called some filthy names
(Why, you no-good little...)
And a lot of dirty words
(Son of a...)
I′m in a funk, but just the same
I refuse to be deterred
(Deterred?)

Yes, I admit I've got a stinkin′ problem
Even Life Soap won't remove
I′ve re-liquid and dialed Espre
I've even tried my dog's shampoo
Yes, I admit I′ve got a stinkin′ problem

Smell like a hog knee deep in slop
I wore out my luffa pad
Maybe I should try a mop

David Ball might have had him a hit
But Cletus Chase done stunk it up