If George Strait Starts Dancin' Songtext
von Cledus T. Judd

Every time a country award show comes on my TV
I′m forced to put up with some choreography
Well I really like Chuck Daisey, and Sara Evans is mighty fine
But I prefer my country music without all that bump and grind
So Shania put some clothes on stop prancin' all around
And Mark Miller I get dizzy watchin′ you spin with Sawyer Brown
Even Jodi Mecenas shakin' her hips in all her red
But if George Strait starts dancin' somebody shoot me in the head
Well you never saw Hank Jr. do the electric boogaloo
And I can′t see Merle Haggard moonwalkin′ in his boots
Now Faith Hill is a diva and she can shake her bootyful thing


But I prefer my country singers to just hold real still and sing
So Kenny Chesney keep your hat on quit tryin' to get down
You don′t see Brad Paisley sugar footin' like James Brown
Even the Dixie Chicks got their groove on in Earls bed
But if George Strait starts dancin′ somebody shoot me in the head
Last night I had a bad dream the country was goin' pop
I seen Alan Jackson break dancin′ while McGraw did the robot
So Trace Adkins put one glove on if you're gonna dance like that
You move like Michael Jackson but you wear a cowboy hat
Now I don't much agree with what Lee Ann Warmack said
So if George Strait starts dancin′ somebody shoot me in the head