A Night I Can't Remember Songtext
von Cledus T. Judd

Hey you, come here
You ever played drums before?
No
Want to?
Yeah
Get in there and beat ′em in
Okay hot dog, start the song you little showboat
Who do you think you are Tommy Lee Jones?
Let's go
Not bad for a four year old

Been dang near two years since I′ve had a beer
By gosh that's changin' tonight
Gonna start me a tab, call me a cab (Taxi)
Might even get in a fight
I ain′t gone hog wildin′ forever
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember


Miller Lights, shot of Crown
Man that stuff burns goin′ down
One too many Coke and Jacks
It'll all come floodin′ back
That old Cuervo's way too strong
But one more ′fore I go home
Fire up the blender
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember

Gimme a cold towel and a gun
Drunk ain't my style
It′ll be a long while
′Fore I pull that stunt again (Oh my head)
Tylenol and Tums
Oh no, here it comes
I'm prayin′ to the porcelain (Ha ha)
This hangover can't last forever
Done had myself a night I can′t remember

Shot out the lights, kicked down the door
Woke up face down on the floor
I better call someone and ask
How'd I wind up in this cast
I got stamps on both my hands
I wonder who slung that beer can right through my winder
Done had myself a night I can′t remember


Ohh, my dang liver's nearly gone
NAA's where I belong
Hey thanks bartender
Done had myself a night I can′t remember

Twelve steps my foot, I can′t even take two
And by the way kid you're hired, just no drinkin′
I mean it