Major Pointman Songtext
von Circus Guy

If I speak for myself
I need a lot more for my health
The more I see of you the danger
Everything familiar is getting
Stranger and stranger

I am not the one who′s got a thing to bring you down
I don't want to be the one who′s gotta bring it up
But

That's a minor point, Major

Your officer's report betrays ya
There is no good retort that saves ya

I don′t like to be the one who′s gotta bring you down
I don't like to bring the thing that′s gonna bring it up
But

That's a minor point, Major
That′s a minor point


No matter who it is brings you bad news
No matter who it is will have to do
The best that's hers or his
To tell you true

You better read this off the wire
You better heed
This feed′s on fire
I'm fired

Now I'm not gonna be the one
Who′s gonna bring you down
I′m not gonna be the one
Who's gonna bring it up
But

That′s a minor point, Major
That's a minor point

Your officer on point, Major
Whomever you anoint
Will have to fill my shoes
The bearer of bad news

No matter who you choose
Will have to sing your blues