The War Songtext
von Chris Rock

But yo, don′t let, Kobe, don't let all this celebrity
News fool you right now. All this stuff going on in the
News is just a trick to get your mind off the war. That′s
All it is, a trick to get your mind off the war, okay?
I think, I think Bush sent that girl to Kobe's room. Bush sent the
Girl to Kobe's room, Bush sent the little boy to Michael Jackson′s
House, Bush killed Laci Peterson, Bush was fucking Paris Hilton in
That video. All to get your mind off the war. Because they lied to
Me, Bush lied to me, they all lied to me, said "We gotta go to Iraq
Because Iraq′s the most dangerous country in the world. They're the
Most dangerous regime on earth. They′re a threat to our way of life."
If they so dangerous, how come it only took two weeks to take
Over the whole fucking country? Shit, you couldn't take over
Baltimore in two weeks. Looking for weapons of mass destruction
They can′t even find a wiffle ball bat. And the whole country we
Got this weird fucked up gang mentality, man. Republicans are
Idiots, and Democrats are idiots, and conservatives are idiots And liberals are idiots, and pretty much anyone that makes up
Their mind before they hear the issue is a fucking fool, okay? Okay?
Everybody, everybody wants to be in a gang so bad, "I'm conservative
I′m liberal, I'm conservative." Just be a fucking person. No
Decent person is one thing, okay? No decent person. Just hear it
Out, let it swirl around, then form your opinion. I'm a person
I got some shit I′m conservative about, I got some shit I′m
Liberal about. Crime? I'm conservative. Prostitution? I′m liberal
And they keep trying to scare us, everybody's trying to scare us
Telling us to be on the lookout for Al Qaeda. Where, where, where
Where, where? I ain′t scared of Al Qaeda, I'm from Brooklyn
I don′t give a fuck about Al Qaeda, okay? Shit, motherfucker Al
Qaeda. Shit, did Al Qaeda blow up the building in Oklahoma? No
Did Al Qaeda put anthrax in your mail? No. Did Al Qaeda drag James
Byrd down the street 'til his eyeballs popped out of his fucking
Head? No. I ain't scared of Al Qaeda, I′m scared of Al Cracker