Heroin Songtext
von Chris Porter

She wanted me to live a long time, we fought about that
I′m not suicidal! I wanna live, but I wanna live
I don't wanna eat leaves for the rest of my life
In hopes for four years of eating leaves at the end of it
The last thing I wanna wish for on my deathbed is a chalupa


I want kids, I want a family
But when they go to college, daddy′s gonna try some shit
If I make it to 75, I'm doing heroin, already decided
'Cause that′s when you do it, that′s when you do it
It's a terrible idea now, but I overdosed at 75
They′ll be at my funeral, going, "Oh, he never got to-
He's good, he′s good, he did it
It's a good out, it′s a good out, I'm gonna try that"

'Cause heroin′s gotta be fun, initially, right?
Heroin′s gotta be a shitload of fun, you know how I know?
I smoke pot, I think pot's a great drug, but I still pay my rent
Heroin′s so much fun, people are like, "Fuck it! I don't need a house!"