Old Ladies Songtext
von Charles Boyd

Old ladies
I think postmenopausal women should rule the world
No wars
Friends with Mother Nature
There′d be no proclamation stating that your grandchildren
Must go to a foreign country and die after killing their young
Grannies and grandpas are wise and they can tell the right from wrong
Living experience that the young just don't have
If a UFO landed and asked me who the
Leader of Earth was, I′d say Bea Arthur

Old chicks put out too
Grey-haired snatch
Have you ever seen The Golden Girls?
Me? I fucked Johnny Cash's sister-in-law
She was a fucking hot southern belle
I met her on a Caribbean cruise when I was 22
I bought a video, Black Cocks for Granny Volume 7
That's a classic
(A true classic never goes out of style)


These old ladies, I′m telling you
They can′t have kids anymore
So they can have as much sex as they want
That's what I′m talking about

Old ladies
I think postmenopausal women should rule the world
No wars
Friends with Mother Nature
There'd be no proclamation stating that your grandchildren must go to
A foreign country and die after killing the foreign country′s young
Grannies and grandpas are wise and they can tell the right from wrong
Living experience that the young just don't have
If a UFO landed and asked me who the
Leader of Earth was, I′d say Bea Arthur

Old chicks put out too
Grey-haired snatch
Have you ever seen The Golden Girls?
Me? I fucked Johnny Cash's sister-in-law
She was a fucking hot southern belle
I met her on a Caribbean cruise when I was 22
I bought a video, Black Cocks for Granny Volume 7
That's a classic
(A true classic never goes out of style)


These old ladies, I′m telling you
They can′t have kids anymore
So they can have as much sex as they want
That's what I′m talking about

Old ladies
I think postmenopausal women should rule the world
No wars
Friends with Mother Nature
There'd be no proclamation stating that your grandchildren
Must go to a foreign country and die after killing their young
Grannies and grandpas are wise and they can tell the right from wrong

You know that, you know that′s true
Living experience that the young just don't have

If a UFO landed and asked me who the leader
Of Earth was, I′d say Beatrice Arthur

Old chicks put out too
Grey-haired snatch
Have you ever seen The Golden Girls?
Me? I fucked Johnny Cash's sister-in-law
She was a fucking hot southern belle
I met her on a Caribbean cruise when I was 22
I bought a video, Black Cocks for Granny Volume 7
That's a classic
(A true classic never goes out of style)

These old ladies, I′m telling you
They can′t have kids anymore
So they can have as much sex as they want
That's what I′m talking about