Shiddy Day Songtext
von Captain Tractor

I had an 8:30 meeting, I woke up at 9 am
When I called in the boss said "don′t bother coming back again"
I looked out the window, it was pissin' with rain
And I knew that I′d left my windows open again
My head hung sadly, there was nothing I could say
Cause I knew that this had to be, the start of a shitty, shitty day

This shitty day, this shitty day
Man, I got beers to buy, and bills to pay
On this shitty, shitty day

So I called up my girlfriend, to see if she was home
But it was my best friend that answered the phone
He said "It's over, you loser, now leave us alone
And don't ever call back" and he hung up the phone
She broke my tender heart, she took it all away
Yeah, well now she′s just a part, of this shitty, shitty day

This shitty day, this shitty day
That bitch she broke my heart, and I swear I′ll make her pay
For this shitty day, this shitty day


There's lots of snakes out in the grass, or so they say
I bumped my head, I broke a string
My hard drive crashed, lost everything
My TV broke, my goldfish died
My soul committed suicide
I lost my keys and stubbed my toes
My toilet plugged and overflowed
This shitty day just goes and goes and
Goes and goes and goes and goes and goes

Now I′m down at the bar, drinking vodka and rye
When this pregnant girl walks in, and sits by my side
She says "I remember you, you probably don't remember me
And I shouldn′t even be here, cause I'm only seventeen"
My head spun like a top, I fainted dead away
It was the only way I could stop, the
Onslaught of this shitty, shitty day

This shitty day, this shitty day
I hope when I wake up this shit has gone away
This shitty day, this shitty day
I hope when I wake up this shit has gone away

I woke up this morning, hungover again
And I knew that this shitty day was never gonna end