When Two Worlds Collide Songtext
von Brice Long

It was a Tuesday night at the Lauderdale Lanes
League championship down to 10 more frames
Johnny′s Body Shop and First Calvary
Trouble on the way, any fool could see
It started going south with Johnny's 7-10 split
You should have heard his mouth, sinful as it could get
Sister Sarah Lynn holding Junior′s ears
Johnny's Body Shop ordering 8 more beers

It was the Holy Rollers versus the Body Shop Boys
All hell broke loose, you should have heard the noise
It was oil and water, it was cut and dried
Bound to be some sparks when 2 worlds collide


Now Johnny Spinderman and some guy named Vern
Had Deacon Johnson's head stuck in the ball return
Then the preacher′s wife grabbed Johnny′s girl by the hair
Slung her down the lane and made a 3-pin spare

It was the Holy Rollers versus the Body Shop Boys
All hell broke loose, you should have heard the noise
It was oil and water, it was cut and dried
Bound to be some sparks when 2 worlds collide

Well, the law showed up, they spent the night downtown
Next morning that judge said, "Lord, I've seen it all now"
He said, "You got your choice, 30 days in the hole
Or you can change your ways and pick some different nights to bowl"

It was the Holy Rollers versus the Body Shop Boys
All hell broke loose, you should have heard the noise
It was oil and water, it was cut and dried
Bound to be some sparks when 2 worlds collide
Bound to be some sparks when 2 worlds collide