Old Bob Behavior Songtext
von Bobcat Goldthwait

I was in Kenosha, Wisconsin, uh
Yeah, that was not that
Yeah, I know, I was in there, fucking hell
And I was getting, I mean, my heart goes out, but not really
I think, I′m not, I don't think I′m being an ableist when I say, say the story
It's what happened
And I think it's kind of, this guy in a wheelchair kept heckling me
Swear to God

He was kind of drunk and he was heckling me
And he fucking was
At one point he goes, "Fuck Joe Biden"
And I was like, "Why? Did he run over your legs?"
I really said that, and then, uh
Uh, yeah, and then, that′s old Bob behavior, as my
As my therapist would say, and, uh


I don′t know and by the way, I'm not like I don′t believe
It's funny, it′s like
Now, at least he said it, you know what I mean?
This let's go Brandon bullshit
We′re just on the verge of becoming a country of
Just one political party and that's terrifying
I do not love the fucking Democratic Party
You know, I openly say, "Fuck Joe Biden"

Why do I say that?
Because he didn't codify Roe v. Wade when
That was one of the things he ran on
So I say, "Fuck Joe Biden"
And I say that because, uh, uh, I′m a grown man and
I don′t need a secret code
I'm not a pussy

"Let′s go Brandon! Hee, hee, hee, hee!"
I just, Trump, Trump supporters, I just truly wish there was something in my life
I really do
I wish there was something in my life that I was that
Passionate about, that I loved that much, that I thought was flawless
Like they, you know, you can't criticize
I just, I don′t, I love my girlfriend and I love my daughter
I don't have hats and shirts


And when my girlfriend got fired
I didn′t think it was a conspiracy from the deep state
That's a pretty safe Trump joke, right?
That's not that, you know
One day on Instagram, 43 death threats
Because I did a Trump joke, 43 death threats
Now, uh, I was like, who voted for Trump?
Turns out police academy fans, they voted for Trump
They were very disappointed in me

Dear, dear Officer Zad, we thought you supported the blue
Support the blue, except on January 6th
I like firemen, you know why?
They run into a dangerous building when it
And save children and they run out
They don′t wait 70 to 90 minutes
And we don′t live in reality now, right?
We live in cyberspace, which is confusing for me because
I'm a, I′m a VHS comedian living in a TikTok world
I don't know what the fuck is going on

But everybody does everything for likes
The only weapon these people have
They′ll, they'll write this on my Instagram
They′ll go "Unfollow, unfollow"
Like, that's going to hurt me
I used to play arenas
Millions of people have unfollowed me
You're really late to this
Todd, American Patriot 21