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von Bobby Collins

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Bobby Conn!
Thank you very much for coming in
It′s a pleasure to be here, it really is
I was just in Boston, parked the car, they had a Nor'easter!
"Bobby, it′s a Nor'easter!"
We used to call it "snow"
I live in California, they have "El Niño! El Niño!"... rain
When did they start changing stuff?
I didn't get a call
See, you gotta go to them meetings Used to be a cookout, now it′s a barbecue
I didn′t even get the flier
God, you know why I look good? Because... tybo!
Billy Blanks. Man made 75 million dollars in six months
You think he'd maybe take a speech pathology class?
"My name Billy Bla-... tybo for you, the rest of you"
I′m banging the television, "What the hell did he say!?"
My dog's looking at me, "I have no idea"
Ah, good