Maids to Order Songtext
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Mates to order, mates to measure
For your comfort, for your pleasure
In all styles and all weather
Here they come, the mates to measure
With a briefcase of arousal
A dollar, gin and trousers
From the office to the bookshop
The bosses′ hearts are never soft
Beating, beating, beating
Oh, mates to measure
Lovely ladies in the raw


Nubile beauties without a flaw
Virgin girls you can prod and paw
And it's not against the law
First, just paper
Second drawer, just pens
Third drawer, what a bore
Bottom drawer, what′s in store?
Lovely ladies in the raw
Nubile beauties without a flaw
Virgin girls you can prod and paw
And it's not against the law