Dear Journal Songtext
von Blake Hobson

Dear Journal

I write to you because
I just sailed to the other side of the world

On my journey, I′ve escaped a nine foot tall creature
Who has really long elbows
And took all my candy rations

I've had a run in with the Kraken
A mermaid
Aliens
Dogs
Ovens
And even ramen noodles


Well, it looks like I got to Mexico just fine
Not really sure, but I kinda teleported somehow
And missed a lot of the Carribean
I kinda wanted to see it
Oh well, maybe another time

I′m still being chased by the Creep
But not sure if he's my foe or
Maybe a friend
He seems kindof obsessed with me
It kinda creeps me out
Oh, heh ... that makes sense right

Well I'm here now, so I guess first things first
I need to get ready to confront the Creep and settle what ever that is
Wish me luck

Good luck