Dogshit Bin Juice Songtext
von Black Shape

One morning I was emptying the bins in a park in Hackney
When I came upon a bin that appeared to be full
But on closer inspection I saw that it wasn′t full
Someone had stuffed a massive pizza box into the top of the bin
Meaning that nobody else could put any rubbish in
And all the dog walkers came by with their little bags of dog shit
And just plonked them on top of the pizza box So that when I came to empty the bin and I pulled out the box
All the little bags of dog shit fell out all over the ground
And I had to pick them all up
And the pizza box was from Yard Sale Pizza
It's always Yard Sale Pizza
And I know the kind of people who eat Yard Sale Pizza
And they′re the kind of people who ought to know better


Often when people get a takeaway cup of coffee
In one of those little cardboard cups
They get halfway through and decide they didn't want it
But instead of tipping out the coffee onto the grass or somewhere
Before putting it in the bin
They just put half a cup of coffee into the bin
And it all spills out and mixes with the contents of the bin
Including all the dog shit
So that when I come to empty the bin and I pull out the bag
It all dribbles out of the bottom
And all over my shoes which have holes in them
And my shoes get full
Of dog shit bin juice