Sports & Wine Songtext
von Ben Folds Five

Destiny was calling Monday afternoon
Wednesday, you′d be crawling and you'd pray to be there soon
With sports and wine, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sports and wine, no, no
Some men never grew up fortunate like you
Some men never found out what it takes to be a dude
Now, sports and wine, yeah, yeah, yeah
Sports and wine, no, no, no


The girls don′t understand it, what you think is art
My, oh my, we're all impressed how sensitive you are
Everybody's talkin′ about you now, you know it′s true
'Cause it always has been sports and wine for you

So you ask me how I think I know just what makes you tick
I know what I know you know, I know you make me sick!
And sports and wine
Sports and wine

The girls don′t understand it, anything you say
And I don't understand it either, guess that makes me gay
Everybody′s talkin' about you now, you know it′s true
No! (Shit!) No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!