I Know a Girl Songtext
von Bebe Neuwirth

Hello Suckers
Welcome back
Roxie's in there being looked over by the state medical examiner
Says she's gonna have a baby
Now why didn't I think of that?
Can you imagine
I mean can you imagine
Do you believe it
I mean do you believe it
I know a girl
A girl who lands on top
You could put her face into a pale of slop
And she'd come up smelling
like a rose
How she does it?
Heaven knows
I know a girl
A girl with so much luck
She could get run over by a
two ton truck


And brush herself off
And walk away
How she does it?
Couldn't say
Whilst I
On the other hand
Put my face in a pale of slop
And I will smell like a pale of slop
I on ther other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader than a duck
I know a girl who tells so many lies
Anything that's true would truly cross her eyes
But what that mouse is sellin'
The whole world buys
And nobody smells a RAT!
Can you imagine
I mean can you imagine?
Do you believe it?
I mean do you believe it?