Live While We’re Young Parody Songtext
von Bart Baker

Last night we had an orgy
We had an orgy
And there were no women allowed
We all woke up together
Woke up together
My butt is kind of hurting now
Hey, do you like my new hairdo?
Oh my gosh, it′s really cute, I did my nails too
Cool!
Do any of you wanna screw?
Oh god no, honey, we're cool
We like dudes

All these ladies, ladies, ladies but we don′t want none
We'd rather jump on each other and slap our bums
Oh no, those hot girls want our nuts, we better run
Hey look, it's Simon
Who′s up for a tug?


We don′t know what we're doing
Or what we′re saying
'Cause we don′t write our own music
We do what Simon tells us
Or else he belts us
You are my five sexy puppets
Oh!
No, we can't even really sing
We use this computer thing
It′s Auto-Tune

We have no control over anything that we do
We signed our lives away and now we're mindless fools
Hey guys, let's all get married in that kiddie pool
Yeah, that sounds real sweet
I will be the priest

I now pronounce you husband, husband, husband, husband and husband
You may rub your nipples

Hey boys, now that we are all officially married
Tonight, we don′t have to wear rubbers
Now let′s all take off our shirts

We're half naked, naked, naked and it′s so much fun
After we splash around, we're gonna all make love
Hey guys, what′s up with Zane? He looks completely stunned
What's wrong with you, hun?
I drank too much cum