Can't Handle This Songtext
von Bart B More
Can't Handle This Songtext
I went to Kanye West′s recent tour, the Yeezeys tour.
It was a big dramatic, theatrical show.
He did something very strange at the end of
his show where he ranted for like 20 minutes.
It was kind of a rant, kind of a song.
He had auto tune on his voice and
there was an instrumental in the background.
Like this instrumental.
He talked about his problems, race, power,
his $90 T-shirts weren't selling very well, that was most of it.
And I watched this.
I thought maybe I could do this.
I′ll be honest my problems, not as high steak as Kanye's.
But I have problems
And maybe a crowd of New York will be nice enough to indulge me.
So as we get to the end of a night of
theater and comedy and sweaters coming on and off.
I got one question for you
And that question is
Can I say my shit?
New York
Can I say my shit?
I got lots of shit to say
I got lots of shit to say
Oooh
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches into the
can but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But by that point a bunch of crumbs
have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spillin′ onto my face
What I′m trying to say is that the
diameter of a Pringle can is way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of a Pringle can is way too small
Two radius′ of a Pringle can is way too small
If you feel me put your hands up
Come on
If you feel me put your hands up
Look at all these hands that are
way too big to fit inside a pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a pringle can
You think you can
I know you can't
You think you can-
Pringles listen to the people!
I am sure 90% of the complaint letters
you get are about the width of you cans
Just, make em′ wider
I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry
I wanna have a daughter
Wanna have a daughter
Some I can finally have someone around the
house who can fit their hands inside a pringle can
Yes, I′m still on the Pringle cans thing, yeah
I'll - I'll move on, alright?
But that is priority numoro onu
I don′t go to the gym cus I′m self conscious about my body
But I'm self conscious about my body cus I don′t go to the gym
Ironing can be so painful
That's a catch 22!
Let′s do this
I went to chapolite
Went to chapolite
Got myself a chicken burrito (brrree)
I went down the line and got like all these ingredients
And at the end of the line the guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half the shit inside the burrito spilled out, he still wraps it
I was like dude you should have warned me
You're a burrito expert you should have told me half way through
Hey man you might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here
Do you think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the
ingredients are contained within the confines a the tortilla
I wouldn′t have gotten half this shit if I knew
it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito, alright look?
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn′t fit.
Wouldn′t got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
Wouldn′t got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn′t have got, half of it like
I'm okay with small mistakes
If you got no more chicken I′ll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
Wouldn't got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn′t fit
Wouldn′t got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
Wouldn′t got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't -
Man I wouldn′t have gotten half of it like
Half of it like
Half if it like
Half of it like
Half of it right now
I think it's time I-
Think it′s time that we break it down
Wow
Wow
Wow
(Turkey noise)
I can sit here and pretend that my biggest problems are pringle cans
And burritos
Truth is my biggest problem is you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I wanna say what I think
And not care what you think about it
Apart of me loves you
A part of me hates you
A part of me needs you
A part of me fears you
I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don′t think that I can handle this right
I don′t think that I can handle this right
I don't think that I can handle this right
Look at them, they′re just starin' at me like
Come and watch the skinny kid with the
Steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself
It was a big dramatic, theatrical show.
He did something very strange at the end of
his show where he ranted for like 20 minutes.
It was kind of a rant, kind of a song.
He had auto tune on his voice and
there was an instrumental in the background.
Like this instrumental.
He talked about his problems, race, power,
his $90 T-shirts weren't selling very well, that was most of it.
And I watched this.
I thought maybe I could do this.
I′ll be honest my problems, not as high steak as Kanye's.
But I have problems
And maybe a crowd of New York will be nice enough to indulge me.
So as we get to the end of a night of
theater and comedy and sweaters coming on and off.
I got one question for you
And that question is
Can I say my shit?
New York
Can I say my shit?
I got lots of shit to say
I got lots of shit to say
Oooh
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can
I have a huge amount of trouble
fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can
I can get my hand like four inches into the
can but then I have to tilt the can into my mouth
But by that point a bunch of crumbs
have accumulated at the bottom of the can
So they all go spillin′ onto my face
What I′m trying to say is that the
diameter of a Pringle can is way too small
I'll say it again
The diameter of a Pringle can is way too small
Two radius′ of a Pringle can is way too small
If you feel me put your hands up
Come on
If you feel me put your hands up
Look at all these hands that are
way too big to fit inside a pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a pringle can
Your hands are too big to fit inside a pringle can
You think you can
I know you can't
You think you can-
Pringles listen to the people!
I am sure 90% of the complaint letters
you get are about the width of you cans
Just, make em′ wider
I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry
I wanna have a daughter
Wanna have a daughter
Some I can finally have someone around the
house who can fit their hands inside a pringle can
Yes, I′m still on the Pringle cans thing, yeah
I'll - I'll move on, alright?
But that is priority numoro onu
I don′t go to the gym cus I′m self conscious about my body
But I'm self conscious about my body cus I don′t go to the gym
Ironing can be so painful
That's a catch 22!
Let′s do this
I went to chapolite
Went to chapolite
Got myself a chicken burrito (brrree)
I went down the line and got like all these ingredients
And at the end of the line the guy tried to wrap the burrito
But half the shit inside the burrito spilled out, he still wraps it
I was like dude you should have warned me
You're a burrito expert you should have told me half way through
Hey man you might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here
Do you think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito
The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the
ingredients are contained within the confines a the tortilla
I wouldn′t have gotten half this shit if I knew
it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito, alright look?
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn′t fit.
Wouldn′t got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
Wouldn′t got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit
I wouldn′t have got, half of it like
I'm okay with small mistakes
If you got no more chicken I′ll take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
Wouldn't got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn′t fit
Wouldn′t got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit
Wouldn′t got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't -
Man I wouldn′t have gotten half of it like
Half of it like
Half if it like
Half of it like
Half of it right now
I think it's time I-
Think it′s time that we break it down
Wow
Wow
Wow
(Turkey noise)
I can sit here and pretend that my biggest problems are pringle cans
And burritos
Truth is my biggest problem is you
I want to please you
But I want to stay true to myself
I want to give you the night out that you deserve
But I wanna say what I think
And not care what you think about it
Apart of me loves you
A part of me hates you
A part of me needs you
A part of me fears you
I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle this right now
I don't think that I can handle this right now
I don′t think that I can handle this right
I don′t think that I can handle this right
I don't think that I can handle this right
Look at them, they′re just starin' at me like
Come and watch the skinny kid with the
Steadily declining mental health
And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give himself
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