Three Ring Circus Songtext
von Barry Biggs

5 Chinese Brothers
Let′s Kill Saturday Night
Three Cool Guys
Three Cool Guys (Tom Meltzer)

If my life was a movie I'd want to be Jackie Chan
Cause humor grace and honor are the marks of a man
My fights would all be glorious, my smile would melt girls′ hearts
I'd be the toast of Hong Kong, my songs would top the charts

But I am what I am and that's all I am
That′s all I can stand cause I can′t stands no more


If my life was a silent film I'd want to be Buster Keaton
I′d embrace the blues and in the process I'd defeat them
I′d have no fight with gravity, I'd do just as I please
I′d tumble down each flight of stairs with the greatest of ease

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If my life was a cartoon I'd want to be the Popeye the Sailor
I'd have a damsel in distress and I would never fail her
I′d mutter something clever then I′d knock Bluto cold
I'd be a one-eyed mumbling crazy thug with a heart of gold

And all my problems would be solved because I eat my greens
My life it would be measured out in well-constructed scenes
I′d have drama without tragedy, anger without pain
Love without loneliness, hey, I would not complain

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